effed up 

(adj) Remark about something that is fucked up when fucked up isn't cool enough, can't be said aloud without a parental shitstorm, or simply won't do.
Past-tense of the first letter of the word Fuck.
see also: F'd up.

That is really effed up how your parents are listening to our phone conversation. I was hoping we was gonna talk nasty before I eat dinner.

effed up by sumpin_speshal December 18, 2008

Effed in the A

different way of saying fucked in the ass. can be used literaly or in the same sense as "Dude, we're fucked"

1. Yea, she got effed in the a.

2. If we get cought, we're gonna be effed in the a!

Effed in the A by Zach January 25, 2005

Effed up Camel 

An intense mega beat drop used by the world's most prestigous techno Dj's such as Afrojack. Some effed up camel may even give your ear a heavenly orgasm.

ex) shit i just cummed all over my beats by dre. after listening to that effed up camel

Effed up Camel by naggerjarah May 5, 2011

effed

"Fucked", the watered down way. Used by people afraid to cuss, usually.

"Dude... that's effed up..."

effed by Doa October 29, 2003

effed

fucked

effed = " F "

what a fucked(effed " f ") up day!

effed by Burn08 September 7, 2009

Elfed

when you pass out at a party or your house (pretty much anywhere you're with people) with your shoes on, and the people awake fuck you up! they might draw all over your face, spray paint your shoes, take hilarious photos of you in embarrassing poses, all while you're passed out. the possibilities of burning you are endless.

"oh, god, I drank too many sea breezes last night and woke up with a hitler mustchace sharpied on my face. i was Elfed up good."

Elfed by corodey December 28, 2007

erfect 

When something is almost perfect.

Me: I got a 99% on my test!
Mom: That's just erfect!

erfect by amazingboy97 November 12, 2010