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Totes Emosh 

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.
Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.
Totes Emosh by Ser Davos April 18, 2020
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Totes Emosh 

Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.
'It's just totes emosh'

'I'm just totes emosh at the moment'
Totes Emosh by TotesUrban November 29, 2011

bare emosh 

the reply to a friend saying something emotional.

OR

sarcastically used when someone isn't saying anything particularly emotional at all just to make fun and for lols.

bare = really, extremely

emosh = emotional
-'there's no more mars bars'
-'bare emosh'

-'i need the toilet'
-'bare emosh'

-'i'm tired'
-'bare emosh'
-'your mum'
-'bare emosh'
bare emosh by raycrazy111 May 25, 2012

Emoshinki 

A term used to describe a fan of the Korean pop group TVXQ (usually fans of all original five members of said group) when they are in a state of sadness when thinking about how the group used to be together as five. This could be triggered by events such as award ceremonies, lawsuit news, sad fanmade videos/art/fiction, anniversaries, fan wars, or news of the success/setback of other k-pop groups.
Girl 1 - "What's wrong with you?"
Girl 2 - "Sorry, I just had an emoshinki moment when listening to TVXQ's debut album. I want them to get back together so badly it hurts."
Emoshinki by ExpiredxMilk January 2, 2012

Roblox Emos 

Roblox Emos are mostly the new 'copy and pastes', when you go up to them and ask them there favorite emo band they'll either say 'Ghostemane, or Mother Mother' inertially most of them know either some or nothing about the sub-culture and think wearing dark things makes them Emo. Most of the Avatars consist of grey blocky avatars with tons of different hair mashed up along with a skeleton hoodie and baggy pants. Most of the avatars aren't really that close to Emo. Most of them will only talk to other Emos or Goths they find cool and will always be rude to other styles and make in fun of others.
The Roblox Emos are the new copy & pastes,
Roblox Emos by darkwavephantom December 23, 2020

Egoshipping 

The belief of a romantic relationship between Misty and Gary Oak from the Pokemon franchise.
"Hey, Misty and Ash look great together!"
"Nah. I'm more of an Egoshipping fan myself.."
Egoshipping by Arysd September 25, 2009