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Elven Hair 

A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.
I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.
Elven Hair by Shewolf55 July 18, 2020

Elven King 

Wow, he is such an Elven King, he can go die in a hole.
Elven King by Hahahahaha wow March 4, 2009

elven wedding night

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.

elven wedding night

Stephie had an elven wedding night because she didn't want to hurt the puppies.

The Elven tongue 

Gabe how do you not know what "The Elven Tongue" is?
The Elven tongue by WaikoAnna December 8, 2017

Jerry elven 

A fat man with a small penis
That guy is totally a jerry elven he couldn't even touch her sausage wallet
Jerry elven by sausage wallet March 30, 2015