earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).

In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.

earfuck by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006

earfuck

Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit

Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.

earfuck by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Earflaps 

Usually referred to as your tragus. When talking to a friend and you do not hear them say something they may tell you to open your earflaps.

Brandon " Man Jon that party last night was off the hook wasn't it?"
Jon * Just sits and doesn't reply *
Brandon "hey Jon did you just hear what I said?"
Jon "No man"
Brandon "well than open your earflaps!"

Earflaps by Derkinz November 20, 2009

Earfucktion

An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.

As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked

Earfucktion by RAW 2 July 7, 2015

earfucker

a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.

Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!

earfucker by theKP May 30, 2006

EarFunk 

A record label located in Las Vegas. Known for the EarFunk'd sound that's a cross between Electro and Progressive Techno.
Known as: EarFunk Recordings

Man that DJ just gave me a ear full of EarFunk.

EarFunk by Dr. Teeth & TheElectric Mayhem December 29, 2008

Earfug 

That moment after you stand up when you realize that your earphones are still connected to the laptop/phone/device that didn't stand-up with you ...... Earfuggggggg !!!

(halfway into standing up) "...... Earfuggggggg !!! "

Earfug by D-WAKS June 14, 2013