king duffus 

There can be only one king and his name is Sergio

King Duffus impulse buys houses in bad neighborhoods.

king duffus by Narl September 20, 2020

Dufus Moronicus 

the combination of a dufus and a moron

"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."

Dufus Moronicus by chitsb January 9, 2009

diffuser 

A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.

Fuck, smashed my down tube cleaning it. Replaced it with a diffuser instead so my smoke should be cooler.

diffuser by jettt December 1, 2006

Diffusentration 

An alert but passive state of attention.

My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.

Diffusentration by Fearless Inquirer November 2, 2010

Duffsex 

Duffsex is where erectile dysfunction, performance anxiety or alcohol intoxication leads to the disappointing premature discontinuation of intercourse without climax by either participant.

guy1: dude, did u hear hadi got laid last night? with this bear fit irish chick innit!
guy2: yea but it was duffsex... how embarrasing. shame about the bird too, she's zhaofit.
guy1: no way! is he gay?
guy2: no think he was just too wasted innit and such.
guy1: well, at least he didn't have to pay this time.

Duffsex by chairmanzhao May 31, 2010

diffusilated 

to have different emotions at the same time

"im so diffusilated"
"why?"
"im happy my cuzin is comin ova but im sad cuz i have to miss my date wit ryan"

diffusilated by Chrys823 May 2, 2009

Dufus 

Dumb ass ,

stuck on stupid

Your acting like a big dufus .

Dufus by friskychick September 3, 2016