Professional Drunkard 

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.

Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.

Professional Drunkard by lusher21 September 8, 2008

Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu 

A really shitty NES game released in 1989 by Color Dreams. It is one of those shitty unlicensed NES games that came in a weird baby blue cartridge. In other words, don't play it.

"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"

"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"

"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"

Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

Mobile Drunkard Unit 

A mobile group of generally young males, armed with cheap beer whom scour a town aiming to drop in on unsuspecting acquaintances in effort to get trashed and yell demeaning things at the nearest woman.

Man, I was having a good time with my girl and then Eric and Ted showed up with their Mobile Drunkard Unit and my night was ruined.

Mobile Drunkard Unit by Brot7zo October 23, 2007

Buffalo Valley Drunkard 

An Urban Legend of a man who roams around walking trails in Buffalo Valley, PA consuming high quantities of alcohol and leaving cans in the grass. Locals claim to have seen him resting at various benches along the trails.

Omg, I think that man up ahead is the Buffalo Valley Drunkard!

Buffalo Valley Drunkard by Nifftmeister May 3, 2023

Dunkard 

“Dunkard” is a derogatory term for the Amish.

Dirty ass Dunkard, I am trying to drive here!

Dunkard by real_rc3 March 5, 2019

drunkarexic 

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

drunkarexic by mvolfman April 15, 2010

drunktardia 

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.

Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia

drunktardia by usa1ders July 6, 2015