Laiku Dowling 

A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).

Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
Madison Ivy: I'm your German bitch!

Laiku Dowling by Laiku Dowling April 13, 2017

Dowling Catholic High School 

A private high school located in West Des Moines Iowa. They are a religious school affiliated with the Catholic Church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. They beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the crap out of the other teams in Iowa. They are commonly referred to as the "New York Yankees of the CIML". Dowling has gained it's athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in Iowa, most notably Valley High School, contrarily, I do not blame them, because at Valley High School, people are encouraged to suck penises for money.

FB player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from Dowling Catholic High School?
FB player 2: yeah man, i'm gonna go but only because they have more black people than us

Dowling Catholic High School by jackhackutterback October 16, 2011

Andrew Dowling 

usually an anoying person who doesnt know what stop means he usually asks you over and over for your ipod. they dont shut up and not good around girls

andrew dowling

Andrew Dowling by unknown person123 March 24, 2010

Dowler 

A name for a person who makes up inconceivable stories to make themselves look good because they are narcissistic.

A habitual or pathological fabulist who yearns to be the main focal point during a conversation with one or more people.

Mark says, "Oh look, here comes Dowler". Dowler Says, "You're not going to believe this, I just made it rain at the strip club". "Right after, I jumped out of a plane, that caught fire, because I was smoking, even after she said put it out".

Dowler by dowler June 23, 2014

Zak Dowling 

Most amazing guy, a notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. He's good at making you laugh and altogether, fun to be around <3. He's damn sexy and smart. He is someone you will meet and never forget. He has the cutest hair and most amazing eyes that you cant literally stop staring at. His smile always brightens up the day. If you lucky enough to know him then ... damn you're lucky <3 Every day not spent with him can drag along like an endless railway track

He's Gf is the luckest girl in the world :0

Zak dowling is a sexy beast ;)

Zak Dowling by AnonSexyBeast July 26, 2011

dowling here 

a phrase usually uttered by an extremely confused and frustrated individual... normally followed with a "huh?"

<ring ring>
"Hello?"
"...Dowling here!"

dowling here by cameltoejohnson October 30, 2007

Dowlings law 

A law that is simplified and is able to be used through out gas equations.

P1V1/N1T1=P2V2/N2T2 this the the Dowlings law in simplest form

Dowlings law by Student66 May 10, 2014