Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

Reader's Digest Syndrome by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

Readers Digest Version 

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.

Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

Readers Digest Version by blockpass270 August 20, 2008

digeb

a digeb is someone who sucks dick for a dollar

"look at ikea over there with ellison!"
"bro my man is a such a digeb"

digeb by beancult March 2, 2022

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

digestive pyrotechnics by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007

Obligatory Digestive 

When you lowkey want to show your friends that you're doing something cool.

Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.

Obligatory Digestive by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017

Wigga Nigga Wigga digeligo makka pakka dum dum paaaa 

ogga booga nigga

person 1 "Wigga Nigga Wigga digeligo makka pakka dum dum paaaa"
person 2 "damn no need to be political"

Wigga Nigga Wigga digeligo makka pakka dum dum paaaa by oggaboogaHApu November 9, 2020

Digest 

To access how good something is by taking time to experience it.

"I'm about to digest that new Wale album. I heard it was pretty good".

Digest by PromPromz December 4, 2014