Dickmong 

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.

Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"

Dickmong by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

dickmongrel 

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

dickmongrel by alex brownie January 30, 2008

dickmoneyed 

To get inconceivably drunk

Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed

dickmoneyed by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

Dickonvert 

Dickonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his penis.

Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."

Dickonvert by DaffyGKH June 7, 2013

dickmonstrole 

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!

Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!

dickmonstrole by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014

Darkmonger 

A divine being. They are also a terrorist riding a bike. If you piss them off, they will annihilate you.

All hail Lord Darkmonger!

Darkmonger by Darkmonger November 3, 2021

Dick Monger 

Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.

-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...

Dick Monger by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009