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Dicedcarrots 

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.
"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"
Dicedcarrots by Peter Glum January 8, 2008
Related Words
dicce Diccesion diccey dice Dicked diccups diced Dicey dicked down DICC

Rum Dice 

Quite possibly the best drinking game ever invented involving rum and dice.
Discovered in Thailand at the beginning of the 21st century, this game involves throwing dice into a wooden box and drinking rum shots if you lose (or win).
Hey punters, anyone want a game of rum dice?
Na, fuck off Cletus, no one likes that game...
You guys are all fags!
Rum Dice by James Laurence February 2, 2009

i used to roll the dice 

A joke translation of "Vivi La Vida" by ColdPlay
I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead. Lol.
One minute I held my nuts, next my balls were closer on me
And I discovered sans. Apon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing, omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain, why we live in a sociaty
Were gamers
Don't rule the world.
a name that stands for a family that is very loving and accepting, even to those that aren't part of it. often have short tempers, and stress over many things. DiCesare's are normally very spirited, loving, caring, kind, funny, accepting, and full of life. The love to help others, but normally don't get the repaid help or respect that they deserve. They tend to be sweet and kind-hearted, even to the ones that have wronged them and given them reason to hate them.
That kid's got to be a DiCesare; he's so nice to everybody!
DiCesare by bunniebunz April 17, 2011
When you're in the middle of an epic moment and the game glitches and causes you to die in an unexpected way. #DICEPLS Can be used in any other game even if it's not made by DICE.
WTF IT JUST DUSTED ON THE JET #DICEPLS
dicepls by uwotm8getrekt August 16, 2016
Someone who is extremely lean (below 9% body fat)
"Yo look at harry that kid is frickin diced"

"Have you been to the gym lately? looking diced"
Diced by MoistGranny January 6, 2021