Dyingnosing

The act of relentlessly searching WebMD and other health related websites, in an effort to self diagnose your own "terminal" illness.

Them: I think I finally figured out what is wrong with me!

You: Have you been on the Internet, dyingnosing yourself again?

Dyingnosing by Grnngold November 29, 2015

dying of boredom 

When you are literally about to die. When you are so bored you are watching air particles move around in circles. When you're gonna DIE! When you google dying of boredom. Because you could. When you for the first time define something in urban dictionary.

Me when I'm dying of boredom.

dying of boredom by meugler August 21, 2011

[Dying Moose] 

A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.

Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!

[Dying Moose] by DaMayn December 9, 2008

Dying For Nyash 

When somebody throws everything away to get some booty

Blair Ellis is “dying for nyash”

Dying For Nyash by Lord Buggle April 21, 2022

Dying Cat Mode 

Hypomanic to manic state often observed in children and adolescents; frequently induced by sugar or red food dye consumption. Characterized by extreme silliness and uncontrollable laughter.

The red popsicles and Shirley Temples propelled the entire class into full blown dying cat mode.

Dying Cat Mode by AlohaGirl7 May 23, 2021

dying on the inside 

When you are so dead that you have accepted your face and died on the inside.

Me: Yo. I failed my math test and my mom is gonna kill me.

Friend: you must be dying on the inside.

dying on the inside by Hey_thats_pretty_good June 1, 2017

im dying 

if your dying you shuld be calling a ambulance not be here så bye

help im dying

well that sad

im dying by abcde62 September 16, 2019