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deusch coonie 

n. to reference their lame qualities;and or a put down.

*Has nothing to do with a racial or sexist statement,
yet is a great combination of them.

Deusch coonies insist Jesus in purple pinstripes.
deusch coonie by sonicyoung November 15, 2007

Deusch Cock 

Bitch tits is a fag

deusch mcallister 

A dude who's a dbag.
Yo bro look at that guy's gelled hair. What a deusch mcallister.

sprich deutsch du hurensohn 

A phrase used by germans with Ehre
Where is the next train station?

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

shrodingers deuche 

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get
Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."
shrodingers deuche by Aqualite March 6, 2017

The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow