Brayden Decamp is the best athlete. He has beautiful patched skin, dazzling Zia blue eyes, and dark hair flaked with white. His athletic abilities are so advanced, he is a bulldog on the field. He created and found a cure for an STD while stealing a tired guy's bitch. Famous for the quotes: "You niggas is corndogs.. wieners wit bread", and " Brayden also founded the first urinal for dickheads. He is the president of the small penis club and he is known for fucking your bitch. His greatest nemesis is John Grife (Best Known for fucking his mom). Follow this legend on twitter @BraydenDaGoat. Nicknames: Brayzorr, Zia, CrybabyBray, and CryGraby. He is so fly he will make your heart stop.

"That guy is so cool, he must be Brayden Decamp."
"Mike promised me he would pay for the coffin at my mother's funeral, but didn't. Now, they're just burying her in the dirt. He's such a Brayden!"
"That Brayden just stole my bitch... I was asleep."
"I need a trauma surgeon to fix me... I need a Brayden"

Brayden Decamp by Paul Wenis June 3, 2018

defacebooking

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.

I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.

defacebooking by Mo Dixley February 3, 2010

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defacialize

The act of ripping a persons facial skin and or flesh from her skull by pure force of ejaculation.

Nick Cage: "I want to take her face...off. I will defacialize her."
Henchman: "Man. You orgasm like a fire hose."

defacialize by jarulf October 17, 2011

defan

To act stupid or say something stupid/inaccurate on a game, especially when friends are involved.

Michael said to Bob "that fortnite is better than Minecraft", while they played Minecraft together. Michael then replied "Bob that was defan."

defan by 27 Animations May 26, 2020

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