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African DeathHammer 

Taking you black mammoth of a cock and knocking that African bitch out cold using only your cock and balls
Guy: what happened to Shalissa, she got a concussion

Guy2: i African DeathHammered that blackbitch
African DeathHammer by Sheddings February 18, 2015

Deathmask 

When you cup your hand and fart in it, and put it over someone else's face.

Invented in North Jersey in the early 90s
After I pounded that girls guts. I deathmasked her, and jacked 20 bucks from her purse.
Deathmask by JimiChix January 24, 2015

Deathcake 

The act of putting a a piece of cake on top of a beer and eating it while chugging your whole beer.
o shit you just hit the fucking deathcake can... DRINK IT!!! eat it ?
Deathcake by DoucheSchnoogle May 28, 2009

Cambodian Deathmask 

The act of scooping out/removing a girl's eyes before spreading your scrotum over her face so as to cover it completely.

Warning: can only be performed once with any girl
Sally said she wanted to try something kinky, so Billy gave her a Cambodian Deathmask. Needless to say, their relationship wasn't quite the same afterward.
Cambodian Deathmask by teabag boys October 16, 2010

deathcake pro 

n: A deathcake pro is created using the following ingredients: 3 pounds of bacon, 1 bag of shredded hash browns, 3/4 of a bag of shredded cheese, 8 eggs, milk, and a pancake. The bacon is cooked at once in the same pan, and the grease is left behind to cook the rest. The bacon is then sliced into small bits and put in the hash browns, cooking in a separate pan, and put with the eggs and milk which are cooking in the bacon grease pan. When almost cooked, mix the two in the bacon grease pan. Take all of this, and dish it onto a pancake, then cover it in maple syrup.
Guy 1: "The other day I got bored, and made a deathcake pro."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries clogging."

Deathmask 

When you cup your hand and fart in it, and put it over someone else's face.

Invented in North Jersey in the early 90s
After I pounded that girls guts. I deathmasked her, and jacked 20 bucks from her purse.
Deathmask by JimiChix January 24, 2015