Cyst sandwich 

A sandwich made of a persons cyst typically topped of with a bit of puss

John: Andy get me a cyst sandwich will you

Andy:no problem John

Andy:*cuts cyst off bumhole*

Cyst sandwich by Lenthyja February 5, 2021

Cyst La Vie

You get a cyst in your bunghole, Such is life

The doctor diagnosed me with a perianal cyst. Well, Cyst la vie mang

Cyst La Vie by 321peace April 18, 2018

cyst face killa

Someone that has a cyst on there mouth or face.

You have cyst in your gums. You will now be known as Cyst Face Killa!

cyst face killa by The Laniac October 8, 2011

CYST AND DECEASED

THE MIS DEFINITION OF THE PHRASE "CEASE AND DESIST " DERIVED BY A 33 YEAR OLD ANGRY YOUTUBER NAMED GRANNY'S WATCHING.

CYST AND DECEASED IS HOW WORDS COME OUT OF HER MOUTH AND SHE THINKS ITS NORMAL.

Did you get the cyst and deceased letter from Granny's Watching today?
She threatened me with a Cyst and Deceased if i didn't stop talking bout her.

CYST AND DECEASED by useyourillusion1 December 27, 2022

Shit cyst 

A painful turd blockade within the large intestine often causing constipation, cramps and gas. Has the distinctive feel of a lump forcing it's way through your bowels slowly and distending your colon along the way. When it finally comes time to birth this turd comet, the resulting shit storm will feel like an inside out ass raping.

Oh shit bro, got a major shit cyst forming from eating that cheese steak, time to go get some laxatives.

Quitting smoking sucks I haven't shat all week, quick punch me in the gut to try get this shit cyst moving.

Man after punching out that last shit cyst, I think I might try eating some fruit for a change.

Shit cyst by fbtmf July 31, 2009

dick cyst 

Your scrotum, a cyst is a fluid filled sack, therefore your scrotum is your dick cyst.

Hey Baby, would you like to see my dick cyst!
My nads are swimming in my dick cyst

dick cyst by 47 going on 12 April 11, 2014

Ganglion cyst 

A big bump in the joint full of a jelly like substance. In most cases they do not hurt unless it is pushing on a nerve

There's a ganglion cyst in my wrist and it hurts really bad

Ganglion cyst by Loldictionaryideas September 20, 2016