Word Cruft 

To take a non-existent, yet plausible-sounding word, and give it a definition. Words like telecrastination and cromulent and pretty much everything else on Urban Dictionary are what is called Word Cruft.

Tim: Hey, did you see the latest pictures of Brooke Shields? What a babe-o-rama! I'd definitely like to ramjam her!

Jim: Lay off the word cruft already, Tim.

Word Cruft by Nemephosis August 14, 2011

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.

I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.

Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022

Cruffleaupop 

The feeling of satisfaction from peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg.

Verb: the act of peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg

Man, peeling a boiled egg can be so frustrating as the shell comes off in tiny little pieces but sometimes, you get a really big piece and it just feels amazing, like cruffleaupop!

Cruffleaupop by T2dak March 14, 2019

Crafting Table 

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

Crafting Table by ilyapads October 17, 2020

dan and phil crafts 

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.

Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...

dan and phil crafts by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017

Craftsteak 

A Craftsteak is when a guy is getting ready to have sex with a girl, and right before penetration he whips out a well sharpened steak knife and swiftly slices off a small slump of her pubic hairs, placing them carefully in his pants pocket. Then, upon ejaculation, he pulls out, depositing his semen, along with the cluster of pubic hair, across her face.

"Man, I could really use a Craftsteak right now, and I'm not talking about the restaurant."

Craftsteak by Boohoohoo August 17, 2012

5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.

1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"

5-Minute Crafts by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020