cramming softies 

apparently its when a flacid penis gets shoved in a woman's vagina repeatedly

man i had whiskey dick so i was just cramming softies.

cramming softies by belt cottage December 14, 2009

curricular cramming 

When teachers rush to fit everything in the curriculum because they didn't plan when to teach it ahead of time.

Hey, Ted, wanna hang out this weekend?
Can't. With all this curricular cramming I gotta study for my math final.

curricular cramming by Deetinator May 24, 2008

crimminy 

a very old irish oath with several spellings, a bastardization of "christ", i think. my grandmother says this a lot.

"crimminy, ralph, the phone is ringing! pick up the phone! no, i don't know where it is. well, where did you leave it? crimminy, why did you leave it out there? no, never mind, it's stopped ringing. dammit, it was probably betty. frank's probably died and we'll have to wait 'till tomorrow to find out about it, now won't we? oh, stop crying, ralph! crimminy!"

crimminy by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

chimming 

when something good happens to you, or just generally being in a good mood

chris was chimming when he won the lottery

chimming by chrisb1213124 January 11, 2010

crimping 

See Mighty Boosh episode "Crimp"

To randomly make a song ad libbing.

You can literally sing about anything as below....

The Soup crimping song in the "Mighty Boosh"

Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup

crimping by chris pert January 11, 2008

crimping my style

to be bothersome to the point of ruining one's day or event. Can be confused with 'cramping my stlye' which is an equivalent expression.

When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are crimping my style.

crimping my style by ascan2 August 2, 2008

Sticky Crimmins

It's what happens when a guy goes down on a girl and inadvertantly ingests the ejaculate of another man.

That guy thought she was just turned on, but it was really some Sticky Crimmins.

I sure got away with a Sticky Crimmins on Kate.

Sticky Crimmins by Nolan Murphy January 13, 2005