craplet 

A small piece of software that is preinstalled on a new PC. It typically cluters up your desktop and is unwelcome. It is similar to buying a new car and havinga bumper sticker plastered on the back

I bought a new dell and had to delete 45 craplets.

craplet by Rolling Thunder April 18, 2007

crapulation 

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.

Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.

crapulation by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

crapulance 

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

crapulance by D Morris July 16, 2008

corpulent brony 

A very fat brony analyst who makes some pretty sweet ass YouTube videos . His obese size is second only to his fat stacks of cash. His autism levels are medium, and is only annoying in large doses.

Did you see the latest video from Corpulent Brony?
I did, man that ponyfag sure is fat!

corpulent brony by Corpulent Brony November 2, 2014

craplets 

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

craplets by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

corpulent 

to put it in the vernacular: FAT AS FUCK!

He's so corpulent, when he sits around the well-appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the well-appointed Tuscan villa.

corpulent by RFIII January 8, 2008

corpulent 

Well overweight.

The corpulent, indolent bastards lives are meaningless.

corpulent by larstait October 13, 2003