Caputus Crepitus 

A fireball spell from Team Fortress 2

Scout - Caputus Crepitus *fireball appears on his hand*

Caputus Crepitus by ThatOneHuman125k June 29, 2016

Craptors 

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.

The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!

Craptors by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008

Craptors 

Ok it is when you are watching the raptors when they are playing bad you call them craptors

Guy #1: oh my gosh raptors are so bad
Guy #2: ikr they suck
Guy#3: I am calling them Toronto craptors now

Craptors by The god from Ontario May 18, 2019

crapintosh 

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

crapintosh by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Ass Crepitus 

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

Ass Crepitus by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009

crapintosh 

Very expensive boat anchor

The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!

crapintosh by Lost Boat April 24, 2006

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

Captious by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019