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costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.
Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.
costectomy by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

Costello Clapp 

A Costello Clapp is when after coitus, instead of cumming in or on your partner, you cum into your hand and proceed to smack them in the face with the handful of cum.
After I was done having sex with Melyssa, I costello clapped her across the face.
Costello Clapp by Josh Doane June 25, 2006
One who is willing to taste, explore, tempt, examine.

From Middle English costnien, from Old English costnian, subsidiary form of Old English costian ("to tempt, try, prove, examine"), from Proto-Germanic kustōnan (“to try, taste”), from Proto-Indo-European *geus- (“to enjoy, taste”). Cognate with German kosten ("to taste").
"Give it to that Costen, he'll try anything"

"I bet he'll do it he's a Costen"
Costen by limbicone March 9, 2013

costello 

One of the best surnames going. Belonging only to those who are deemed by god the sexiest people in existence.
OMG - is that a costello?
costello by johnny smith-face March 24, 2009

Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.
"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"
Tea cosied by daffodil June 24, 2007