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A CONNAL or CONNELL (noun)

1. The act of masturbation.
2. An inappropriate display of affection.

To CONNAL or CONNELL (verb)

1. To perform sexual acts upon ones self in an enclosed but inappropriate space.
2. To touch another person of either sex in a way that is both inappropriate and unwanted.
3. Used in a sarcastic sense when that person refuses a hug or other basic emotional act.
“I am just off for a Connal”
“He gave me a Connal”

"I just found XXXXXX Connaling in the toilet"
"He went for a quick Connal"

Eww, don’t Connal me”
“…and he just started Connaling her!”

Stop Connaling her”
“Haha, She doesn’t want a Connal”

conealingus 

The act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. Best done in a lewd or suggestive manner to imply cunnilingus.
John always finished his ice cream before starting on the cone, so he found it necessary to perform conealingus.

--and/or--

Gene Simmons' freakishly long tongue was also perfect for conealingus, and he would show off his special skill on dates at the ice cream parlor.

conealingus by sullivan504 April 22, 2009
To slap one's pickle or perform an act of sexual nature in a place open to members of the public e.g. a toilet cubicle
Aww who just went for a connal, they made a right mess!

Ha, Paul just caught someone else connaling
connaling by The April Fool April 15, 2008

convoying 

THE WORD CONVOYING MEANS WHEN YOU AND A PERSON ARE TALKING!!! DUHH.
"me and my friend are convoying right now"

congadingsfinga 

This word was made by someone i know, The word “Congadingsfinga” it stands for when you get hurt like a bruise, cut, paper cut, and etc. This word is most likely used for when someone has a cut or so. And another definition of it is when your sick.
-Example *Your friend has a bruise on his/her arm so then you say* “U got a congadingsfinga!”

Contaging 

Just contaging innit
How is that contaging me