Cooperism 

Being hurtful or mean to anyone called Cooper. The worst offence in mankind.

Sam: Cooper sucks at art.
Jim: Hey, that's Cooperism. Knock it off.

Cooperism by helloineedhelp May 19, 2020

cockerjammed 

all jamed up in one spot

man it is realy cockerjammed up over there

cockerjammed by austin dakota smith December 17, 2008

cockercises 

exercises of the cock.

The "horizontal cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips from side to side so that the cock in question slaps both of the athletes upper thighs.

The "vertical cock swing" is when the athlete rotates his/her hips forward and backward to create a pendulum type movement of the cock, this causes the cock to hit the belly button area and the lower to upper gooch area

Notes: There may be a significant amount of redness on the areas that the cock has come in contact with, but dont let this worry you, its just another reminder of how hard you worked out your cock.
Also the athlete may experience a NARB (no apparent reason boner), so needless to say cockercising should be done in the privacy of a bedroom or with very close friends only

A: Yo brendan, have you done your cockercises yet today?
B: Yeah bro maxed out with 65 horizontal swings, my thighs are burning

cockercises by soberjack March 20, 2010

cockersoar 

the male escort developed a cockersoar in his mouth from excessive pounding of the penis to the back of the throat. [

cockersoar cock soar mouth

cockersoar by kex4fun July 30, 2016

cooperism 

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.

Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"

cooperism by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013

cockerham

when a girl gives a handjob while shes eating a ham sandwhich.

eric recived a cockerham at the lunch table

cockerham by hamsandwhich July 25, 2012

crackerism 

Honky stuff. You know, like mayonnaise and soccer practice.

The now-defunct Neo-nazi Bot promoted crackerism.

crackerism by A Pittance April 29, 2005