coated balloon 

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

coated balloon by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010

Coated L 

Syrup-laced blunts.

A: Hit this coated L.
B: What's it coated with?
A: Promethazine.

Coated L by McKrelez November 21, 2010

coated corn stick 

When you do so much anal your dick has a coating on it.

"I'm dating an indian girl who loves anal so much my coated corn stick is sore."

coated corn stick by Kerrach June 21, 2017

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings by wichita December 2, 2007

Sugar coated turd 

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

Sugar coated turd by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

Candy Coated Slut Muffin 

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.

Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

Candy Coated Slut Muffin by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees 

What really good marijuana looks like.

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

Sugar Coated Christmas Trees by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010