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Clintoned 

The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.
Hear about m****? he clintoned himself.
Clintoned by Matish May 5, 2021

clingons 

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
clingons by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

clintonesque

Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.
His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.
clintonesque by tradesman April 23, 2003

Chingonese 

Term used to refer to anyone who is chingon. Only achievable through merit.
I am proud to be chingonese”
Chingonese by nowisdmoment March 18, 2019
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
clingon by will grasmick February 9, 2003

clingons 

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
clingons by Drew October 20, 2004