clegged 

To be so drunk that you cannot make coherent sentences and revert back to a toddler-like mentality and you create a bulldozing tornado effect on everything. Clegged is never an understatement.

Dude I'm gonna get so clegged tonight.

I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged

clegged by djrequest March 18, 2011

Clegged Up 

Adj. when somebody's literary agent is Bill Clegg of The Clegg Agency.

V. the act of Bill Clegg becoming your literary agent.

"I think Tao got clegged in like 2011? Taipei and Trip clegged af."

"Wow, I think Honor Levy, @themasterofcum, @writers_life_tips, and Obese might really get clegged up soon."

"Yeah he's pretty clegged right now I think."

Clegged Up by writerslifetips April 17, 2021

cleggers

the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the buttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy arse cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.

oh dear my arse is itchy i think i have cleggers.

cleggers by pete zzar January 19, 2009

Clegging 

Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.

Meanwhile down at Number 10:

Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"

Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."

Clegging by Brombles May 14, 2010

cheggie 

A horse chestnut, you thread it with string and swing at another to see who has the strongest one!

Out looking for cheggies.

cheggie by Anfz November 6, 2007

cleggers

the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the buttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy arse cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.

oh dear my arse is itchy i think i have cleggers.

cleggers by pete zzar January 19, 2009

clegging 

The state in which one's ball sac clings to one's leg.

"I was distracted, my balls are clegging!"

"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)

"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."

clegging by DingleberryOnYourZUG May 7, 2018