Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile
diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful
cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling,
wet mound of rippling fat and
human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a
massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.
