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Choir Slut 

A girl in choir who is always all over the male members of the choir. They get super excited when the males sing or when a guy walks into a practice room. They talk about how much they love a certain guy because of his "voice" but they're really just being flirty/slutty. Another characteristic of a choir slut is that they are constantly singing or showing off their musical talents (e.g. "omg, that note is soo easy!"). Choir sluts aren't exceptionally good looking and are usually pretty good at singing but are overly confident about it, and they use their talent to get attention. Choir sluts tend to hang out together (only during choir though). Not all good singers are choir sluts, but all choir sluts must be somewhat talented.
"Omg, look at Becky flirting with that tenor, James! She's not even pretty, that choir slut."
Choir Slut by Choir Prude June 19, 2012

choir nerd 

A member of a choir, or show choir, that is extremely obsessed with it. These people tend to sing non-stop, do the choir's vocal warm ups when they are bored, know every part (Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Bass, etc.) to a song, and prove that they know everyone's part by singing it all the time.
When a group of choir nerds is at a competition, or on a field trip of some sort, you can usually spot them trying to sing every song from every Disney movie or musical imaginable. They are seldom on pitch when doing so, and seem to have A.D.D. when singing. They get past a few bars of music, and then they get bored and look for another song.
Ryan: Hey na-ne-ding-dong, ya lang-yalang-a-lang
Mark: Boop sha do, ya-tatatatatata
Rachel: MARK! RYAN! You are SUCH choir nerds!
choir nerd by Mark Needle November 13, 2005

Choir Nazi 

People who take choir SUPER seriously
Kyle kept talking to us about how he loves singing and spends every second of his life doing it. I mean i get it if you love it and all, but there is a point where you just become a Choir Nazi, and Kyle has reached that point.
Choir Nazi by somesortaguy June 9, 2011

Choir Wire 

An extremely fine, sharp wire used to sever human body parts, including the male scrotum and other various genitals as a punishment.
Kevin forgot to bring the snacks that he promised to bring to class, and thanks to Andy and his choir wire, his nuts are now separated from the rest of his body.
Choir Wire by ATLallDay! January 5, 2011

Choir Kid 

A kid who is in choir and likes singing. It’s that simple. They aren’t necessarily nice, mean, obnoxious, or kind. They just like to sing.
I’m in choir. I like singing. I’m a choir kid

choir freak 

a true lover of choir and its music and goes beyond the regular choir events to excel. a person said to be a real passionate lover of the fine music instead of taking it as another "easy" elective or class. these type of people can be described as geeky or appear to have no lifes.
"omg,did you hear what chair she got in All-state?
yeahh,i mean come on,she is a choir freak after all.."
choir freak by aresheyol:) February 15, 2009