Choade Tugger 

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

Choade Tugger by coastmonkey August 22, 2008

Choade-A-La-Mode 

fat cock and ice-cream

she wanted food in the bed? i gave her ass choade-a-la-mode

Choade-A-La-Mode by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

choade chanclas 

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

choade chanclas by whoisgary November 14, 2016

choade worbler 

any or all annoying people. the only stipulations are that they look like they have some type of retardation, or speak like they are retarded.
most commonly seen attempting to speak to the cool kids in highschools or colleges. occationally frequents large parties and is found sitting in the corner, either staring at girls that he will never get with, or girls she will never look like.
WARNING: these people are prone to suicide, school shootings, and rape leading to murder, or child molestation.

" Why is Mark talking to us? He is such a choade worbler.

choade worbler by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008

Chaden 

One of The manliest, most respected, strongest, legendary, alpha males in One Piece, Kozuki Oden. The term was used by Youtuber 'The King of Lightning' and became wide spread after reading the Manga One Piece in a livestream on twitch.

He is the man, the myth, and the legend Kozuki Chaden! Yoooo!

Chaden by Blue Flash Emperor March 11, 2020

Chode body 

A short fat person

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body

Chode body by Chode body May 22, 2015

Chode Britches 

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

Chode Britches by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011