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vaca-cheated 

when your significant other cheats on you while on vacation. in this case the cheater, usually does it out of lonliness for their partner. sometimes can be excused, but if the cheaters got a cell phone signal not excused. (phone sex IS still an option)once a cheater always a cheater though. tough stuff man
Gina- O my gosh on my vacation i hooked up with this guy
Nick- wow your a bitch you have a boyfriend
Gina- OO please don't tell him i went vaca-cheated on him..
Nick- fuck that shit
vaca-cheated by Dreesey January 15, 2007

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

Fake Cheated 

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.
Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"

my bf cheated 

Dump him, its not worth it. And while your at it come suck my horse cock. ~Larray
yes my bf cheated on me so im going to dump him and suck LARRAYS giant horse cock.
my bf cheated by gianthorsecock69420 September 16, 2020

Clump Cheated 

A historical event of monumental impact where someone notably influential and well-known within a community breaks the rules in a humorous fashion.
Clump Cheated! (insert person's name here) disgraced!

Yo gf cheated on u

Wow. You just got cheated on. Congrats. Type “leproheck” for me beating her up
So he said Yo gf cheated on u. That’s bad
Yo gf cheated on u by GodDude March 4, 2022