Champagne Papi

Drake's username on Instagram. I don't even know why.

Why the actual fuck is drake's Instagram name Champagne Papi. Da fuq?

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champagne for our real friends

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast

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a song that was given a preview on TikTok by Niall Horan and should be released but he won’t do it when it will be adored by everyone.

Champagne lovers is a beautiful song which Niall Horan should release.

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White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.

The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

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When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

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Mammalian urine, that through the process of either natural fermentation, or the use of a Sodastream, has become carbonated.

My boy Matt got wasted on some hooker's cocaine laced Street Champagne. He said those bubbles tickled his nose and anus.

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A wonderful song by the Oasis; from 1996.

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