Cesar’s Dad 

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.

Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD

Cesar’s Dad by FuckJackie November 28, 2018

Cesar 

A real nigga.

My buddy always has my back no matter what because he's Cesar.

Cesar by b_rise June 5, 2019

Cesar 

Cesar, he’s a person you’ll hear about everywhere and you’ll see him everywhere! He’s talented,handsome & charming! He’s very passionate and SO passionate, he’ll go far to do whatever it takes to make his dreams a reality! People give him shit, but don’t realize he’s going to be a star one day! Cesar is Cesar and nobody will change him for that!

Cesar is popular

Cesar by Shaq1188 May 4, 2019

cesar millan 

A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This guy is crazy good at training dogs. Except he doesn't really train the dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.

person 1: I should call up Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.

person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.

cesar millan by inmyvan January 23, 2007

Cesars Criterium 

The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag

If she does not she will have failed the check

That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium

Cesars Criterium by zantehood August 18, 2023

Cesar 

He’s A Salad

Hes a Cesar

Cesar by The Speed 69 October 25, 2020

Casarez 

Last name of Italian origin. Used also in latin America. Mainly known for being people of their word and not taking any sh*t from anyone.

"You can trust him , he's a Casarez."

Casarez by Evil1983 February 21, 2010