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Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold 

dude, you should go pick this up right away! Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold!

Centerfielder 

Noun; the objective of a peanut flicking game between two dudes using only their dicks. An unusually athletic move in which one guy turns and runs away during the game and successfully catches a peanut between the buttchecks. A rare feat of skill and agility.
Ashley: Where were you guys at the Baptism?
John: I would have been on time but my SWAT buddy Dave actually completed a no shit Centerfielder! We all were blown away.
Ashley: Wait, is this another one of your weird homo-erotic games?
Dave: No. It's part of training.

deposited one in the centerfield bleachers 

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

Centerfolds 

The Folds of a Womans Labia
I would like to put my meat stick into your centerfolds.
Centerfolds by LeonLisa February 4, 2007

Cunteryfold

A gathering of chairs at a festival designed as an impenetrable fortress for the cunts inside it. Particularly prevalent at IOW festival.
Hey we can’t go that way there’s too many cunteryfolds
Cunteryfold by Craiggold1 June 23, 2024

Centerfield 

Person 1: “I thought Frank Ocean was straight.”

Person 2: “Nah, he plays centerfield.”
Centerfield by PearlSpaceJam January 14, 2025