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celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.
After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

celebration sex 

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.
It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.
celebration sex by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

celebration dance 

An expression of joy and success after scoring a touchdown in football. Players are becoming more creative in their mini-performances following the TD.
Mike: "The receiver did a great celebration dance in the end-zone after catching the winning pass."

Ann: "I'm sure they caught it on video."

Celebration Person

A Person who becomes overly enthusiastic about celebratory events: Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, New Year’s Eve, St Patricks Day, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, Pancake Day, Pirate Day, Australia Day.

Common behaviour characteristics include putting up decorations, spending excessive amounts of money on presents, wearing birthday sashes or badges, cooking special celebration food, setting up the Christmas tree on the 1st of December, wearing associated coloured clothes, singing Christmas carols. Even if this behaviour isolates them from the group they continue to try and persuade others to conform to their happy ways.

In extreme cases the 'Celebration Person' may develop 'celebration princess syndrome' (CPS), they will become extremely upset if variables of the celebration are not perfect. If an individual you know has CPS always ensure that you comply with their ridiculous demands. And beware because 84% will transform into a bridezilla.
Person 1: "Why is Emily making St Patrick's Day cupcakes?"

Person 2: "She is a celebration person."

Person 1: " Oh Sh*t we better make sure we get her a cake for her birthday, she might have CPS!"
Celebration Person by -Gayel April 2, 2011

Celebration Dinner 

When your female counterpart requests you to perform oral sex on her. As she reaches climax, she defecates. That is your celebration dinner.
Oh, Ron....I hope you're hungry because I'm ready to give you a celebration dinner that you'll never forget!

Celebration Ham 

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.
Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.
Celebration Ham by WootAtheists February 25, 2009