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A derivative of traditional Chinese cuisine in which feline products replace poultry, pork, and/or beef in an often disguised and dishonest manner.
Is this Catnese?! Do I hear Garfield purring on my fork?
Catnese by Nightsaber November 7, 2006
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carnesseur 

a true connoisseur of fish, poultry, and game; one who has ridiculous amounts of knowledge about what kind of meat to buy, how to cut it, and how to cook it
That kid knows everything about how buy, cut, and cook meat. Sometimes, he even kills it himself! He's a real carnesseur.
carnesseur by emily and rose April 22, 2011

chatness everdeen 

When the word ‘ chat ’, commonly used to mean disgusting, is applied to a person.
Emma is a huge chatness everdeen its so unfortunate with her heavy breathing and wandering hands
Catniss is a brave funny girl whos always there for you.
That girl Catniss is so brave.
catniss by CallieLove826 October 28, 2017
Nuts on the carpet infront of his mom for fun. Can’t swim without passing the fuck out because he’s an anorexic fuck. Better then a safko
Damn he just passed out swimming what a carness
Carness by Ramranch81 March 7, 2019

carnessary 

Noun. A word that is mispronounced due to a type-o, division of word(s) on paper, or word that is just read incorrectly.

For insance, a person misreads a word, one would say, "You just did a carnecary!".
Example #1: pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: pronouncing "organism" as "orgasm" because it's incorrectly spelt as "orgism"
carnessary by Jessica December 10, 2003