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hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.
gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

Brewered 

1. To fall short or be unsatisfying

2. To be ignorant of the needs of others

3. To be negatively affected by someone else's lack of intelligence
1. Janet Napolitano went to DC and left Arizona brewered.

2. So the Governor and Republic leadership in the state legislature finally started working together--complete decimation--education and health care just got sooo brewered.

3. That sex left me feeling so brewered that i had to masturbate after.
Brewered by bigstrongboy June 26, 2009

browned off 

Fed up, pissed off, disappointed.
Thought by some to have come from a euphemism for 'buggered', it is actually of 14th Century English origin, the original phrase was to be in a "Brown study", where 'brown' = dark & sombre, 'study' = a daydreamy state. Meaning has shifted to today's meaning, and the phrase has become "Browned off".
"I'm really browned off that I paid £50 for a ticket, and couldn't get in to the show."
browned off by Phil Gillet August 15, 2007

chuck a browneye 

Australian, colloq, slang, drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks, and flash anus;
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )
Merv chucked a browneye at the footie game.
chuck a browneye by herbie August 25, 2004
Brownexed is a word commonly used in Mid-Western American subculture to refer to someone's opinion being absolutely steamrolled and proven wrong a.k.a getting figuratively shitted on.

It probably originates from the color of shit itself, with reference to the shit overtaking the opinion at hand; this draws similarity to the phrase 'whitewashed'. It is essentially a form of ownage.
Dude 1: "I think if I recycle I can make a difference in the world."

Dude 2: "You douchebag, good luck convincing all of China to do the same, not to mention the rest of the world. Think before you speak."

Dude 1: "Wow...I just got totally brownexed...this is awkward"

Dude 2: "I think I fancy you..."
Brownexed by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010

browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.
I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.
browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015