briddish 

How Americans pronounce "British"

"OH MY GAWD , YOR BRIDDISH???????? THATS LIKE, SO COOL. DO YOU KNOW THE QUEEN?????"

briddish by Allah Al-Kebab April 17, 2017

bridesmaidzilla 

a condition in which an anal retentive bridesmaid controls the wedding party as though it were her own wedding

She is totally a bridesmaidzilla - she made all the girls sit down and do the calligraphy for all the wedding invitations!

bridesmaidzilla by the pouty panda September 19, 2007

Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

Fart Bride by Logibear May 17, 2009

braided ass pubes 

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

braided ass pubes by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Braided 

a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.

I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."

Braided by DNB215 April 21, 2011

bridezilla 

The temporary (but potentially long-term) insanity that befalls brides-to-be, such as Elana of New York, who ordered $27,435.14 worth of flowers for her wedding, paid for it upfront using a cashier's check, and then turned around and sued her florist for $400,000 because the colors were a little off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but a bridezilla will sue, if her hydrangeas are of the wrong hue - especially if she is a lawyer.

bridezilla by Jack & Drew November 2, 2007

the bride 

Uma Thurman's character in Kill Bill

The Bride: "Looked dead, didn't I?"

the bride by kegdude May 26, 2004