Bobbitt Snowfall 

When the initial 911 call went out…

Cop: What are we looking for?

Dispatch: Approximately 2 - 3 inches laying on the ground!

(Referring to the time Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband’s penis off and threw it out the window).

We just had a Bobbitt snowfall!

Bobbitt Snowfall by Neoblog January 4, 2022

Lorena Bobbitt 

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

Lorena Bobbitt by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010

John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

John Bobbitt by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt 

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

Lorena Bobbitt by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt 

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

Lorena Bobbitt by Matt June 18, 2006

Lorena Bobbitt 

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.

Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.

Lorena Bobbitt by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009

Kayla Bobbitt 

Loving, crazy, creative;

The girl i went out with was such a {Kayla Bobbitt} yet she never wanted to date again.

Kayla Bobbitt by layla kendy November 2, 2016