blunderkind 

opposite to ‘wunderkind’ \ an accident prone person of any age

He’s an accident seeking somewhere to happen – a total blunderkind.

blunderkind by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 2, 2011

Blunt

noun: blunt; plural noun: blunts
a hollowed-out cigar filled with cannabis.

Adam: Pass me the blunt dude.

James: OK bro!

Blunt by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

Garbage Blunt 

A blunt rolled with weed from the roaches of other blunts you smoked. Fucks you up hard.

P1: "This shit taste funky, what kinda weed is this?"
P2: "It's a garbage blunt."
P1: "I love garbage blunts!"

Garbage Blunt by Rascal P April 27, 2015

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

personal blunt 

Marijuana rolled in a swisher or bluntwraps for one's personal use; a blunt. Blunts can only be defined as personal blunts if it is only for 1 individuals enjoyment. Nobody else may hit/toke/drag/rip from the blunt.

The term "personal blunt" may be shortened to "personal" if phrased correctly. Ex: "I was smoking 'personals' in the cuts of the SFC today"

Cutty #1: "Damn you know them kids in the SFC?
Cutty #2: "I've heard about them, I've heard they smoke hella personal blunts!"
Cutty #2: "Thats cause they G!"

personal blunt by Pluto415 May 12, 2009

hits blunt 

When an (idiot) comes to a realisation of a fact that is totally impractical

*Hits Blunt* bruh if I crash a car on purpose, is that still an accident?

hits blunt by LucXcandy February 25, 2015

Blunt Forced Trauma 

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.

"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."

Blunt Forced Trauma by The Daily Pile February 19, 2010