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Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.
After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hotsausage blanky”
Sausage Blanky by Gandu D March 18, 2019

Wanky blanky 

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.
Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?
Wanky blanky by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

Popcorn Sex Blanket 

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

Rock Blanket 

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.
The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.
Rock Blanket by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket 

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

skank blanket 

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.
Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.
skank blanket by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011