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ball bisque 

The gelatinous coating of greasy vinegar like soup that coats a male's crotchable region on hot days, during times of stress, or during physical exertion. Typically brewed by the testicles, taint, and inner thighs. Comes in cheese, oil and vinegar, and salted pork flavors.
"Man this hot weather's got me brewing ball bisque by the gallon."

"My testicles are so sweaty I could open a ball bisque brewery."
ball bisque by Skrubbard October 9, 2008
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Lady Bisque

Feminine sexual discharge. Female equivalent of Man Chowder.

Lady Bisque is created when vaginal secretion is subjected to prolonged periods of friction during intercourse. The result is a white, creamy substance, not unlike 'Bisque'-style soups.

Following intercourse, men can usually find Lady Bisque on the shaft, balls, and pubes. Women will find it all over their sniz, anus, and pubes.
After I pulled out, my pubes were covered in Lady Bisque!
Lady Bisque by TheAmazingD.Tron January 10, 2011

Chunky Tomato Bisque 

When you bang instantly after giving birth.
Wow that delivery was tough, but I'm definitely ready for a Chunky Tomato Bisque!

Dick Bisque 

When the heat outside turns your sweat surrounding the genital region into a soupy, yet creamy mixture.
My girlfriend was hungry after laying on the beach for several hours, so I offered her my dick bisque.
Dick Bisque by Miriam Websta October 3, 2015

shit bisque 

a diarrhea shit that has the consistency of a bisque
Dude, I should not have eaten that last night. I woke up this morning and made some shit bisque.
shit bisque by Kyle Style November 15, 2007

lobster bisque 

A definition of very extreme pink sun burn.

So when your burnt it's lobster bisque !!!
"Dude look at your sun burn .. that's some serious lobster bisque"
lobster bisque by thetruebro June 23, 2014

Anal Bisque 

Similar to Ball Soup, but this pooling of sweat resides much closer to the aft of the gooch and the anus. Said bisque can provide extreme discomfort and the occasional skid mark.
I swear to little, tiny baby Jesus, this anal bisque I'm sitting is going to kill me.
Anal Bisque by Shinigami71 December 10, 2009