Batting Practice 

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

Batting Practice by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

batting practice 

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

batting practice by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005

batting 1000 

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score

1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.

batting 1000 by keli kear November 8, 2003

Batting Glove 

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

Batting Glove by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Batting Clean-up 

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.

I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested

Batting Clean-up by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012

batting a dry one 

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

batting a dry one by jaffaw July 16, 2009

batting for the yankees 

a euphamism for someone being homosexual - see jeter

"Derek Jeter bats for the Yankees...in more ways than one."

"A-Rod Sucks - Jeter Swallows!"

batting for the yankees by Bunsen October 17, 2004