Balding the tires 

When someone is angry at someone else for something that the person their angry at didn't do.

Franklin was balding the tires at Teressa when she got home, even though she didn't break the vase.

Balding the tires by Editor man March 4, 2008

balding cooter 

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

balding cooter by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

Balding Sswoup 

Little nonce with no hair

Omg that’s Balding Sswoup he has no hair

Balding Sswoup by TheDadWhoNeverCameBack February 25, 2021

balding oogle 

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

balding oogle by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

Balding Oogle 

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls

"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"

Balding Oogle by Bald dood May 31, 2024

Reverse Balding 

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

Reverse Balding by RJKN April 18, 2015

side balding 

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

side balding by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010