Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes 

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.

Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes by anonymous September 29, 2020

bald headed baffoon

an idiotic bald person

He is a bald headed baffoon

bald headed baffoon by ploina February 28, 2023

in baffoon 

The state of being unkempt and still in your pajamas well past morning; not yet made up for the day and planning to keep it that way

Sam ignored her long to-do list, opting to stay in baffoon.

Why the hell did you invite someone over? You know I’m in baffoon!

in baffoon by wokchop January 27, 2024

Bafoon

A moron who thinks he is smarter than others but cannot spell the word 'buffoon'

That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?

Bafoon by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.

Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

swaggering buffoonery by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

warthog-faced buffoon 

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride

Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!

warthog-faced buffoon by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015