balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

The Baconking Button 

When an individual doesn’t know how to correctly EV train their Pokemon on the Pokemon Showdown server, and will click the Smogon suggested spread

“Hey man I have this Mew I wasn’t sure was EVs to give it”

“I don’t know man just hit The Baconking Button”

The Baconking Button by TheBroskii July 18, 2017

Kevin Baconning 

When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.

John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.

John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.

Kevin Baconning by Jackson Wu. March 30, 2009

Baroning 

To take, steal, borrow without consent, remove, relocate any item deemed to be of worth to the Baron/Baroner

Just been Baroning down the woods mwarsh and Baroned me a trailer load of logs.

Baroning by retrohowla September 20, 2010

batoning 

A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.

As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.

batoning by EC_1974 September 22, 2014

Beaconing 

A courting act of homosexual males. The act involves stimulating his nipples until they are erect. These signal other homosexual males to let them know that the man is "down to fuck".

Gary was beaconing for me so hard today. His tight shirt made it so hard to resist. I can't wait for tonight, so that I can go to town on his meat stick.

Beaconing by maawwwwwc December 13, 2018

Baroning 

Baroning is the act of casually lying by inventing stories or modifying existing ones.

Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.

The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups

Spanish: baronear
German: baroning

English: "He really baroned his way out of this story when his wife asked him about his whereabouts last night."

"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"

Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón

Baroning by ElBarón June 2, 2019