awkwardist 

From "akwardism":
being in favor of living life awkwardly and embracing the inevitable awkardness of life as a philosophy.

X: Yo, the most awkward shit happened to me last night.

Y: Oh yeah?

X: Yeah dude, I was running around in Chicago when the most awkard looking old guy came up to me and asked me if I had seen his anteater anywhere. It was a moment filled with inescapable awkwardness.

Y: Man, you're such an awkwardist.

X: Awkardist? Maybe I am.

awkwardist by MissStarfish March 2, 2009

awkwardly straight 

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.

awkwardly straight by Jryde June 10, 2012

awkwarditity 

The act of awkardness.

Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

awkwarditity by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

awkwardate 

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

awkwardate by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

awkwardize 

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.

"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."

awkwardize by 003Labs June 29, 2009

awkwardtunity

an awkward opportunity.

There are no more seats left and someone offers they're lap to you. That's an awkwardtunity.

You forgot to wear deodorant and your friend offers you theirs. Awkwardtunity.

awkwardtunity by Jaella08 October 23, 2011

Awkwardacity 

The audacity to be openly awkward.

They are unashamed of their awkwardacity.

Awkwardacity by slayer Cee September 12, 2015