Year Long Asthmatic 

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

Year Long Asthmatic by C.Caples November 27, 2009

hypocritical asthmatic 

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.

Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!

hypocritical asthmatic by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009

automatic dick 

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

rm has an automatic dick

automatic dick by yoursenpia May 7, 2018

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi

I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

Automatic Door Jedi by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009

Fully semi-automatic 

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words

Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic

Fully semi-automatic by NRA doesn’t want people to die June 13, 2018

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins 

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.

Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins by Murphdogg March 8, 2019

Automatic door

An alternative way of calling somebody a slut.

"She's an automatic door, she opens for everything"

Automatic door by AH2302 March 5, 2013