artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existent thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

artifact luck by DefaultNon April 13, 2021

Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

Rare Indian Artifact by will bitten October 8, 2016

Cum Artifact 

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

Cum Artifact by TwizzBMRF August 5, 2023

Roger that artifact

Another phrase for Ok Boomer
Synonyms: Ok Boomer, That's fun ancient one, of corpse

Mom: dinner is ready.
Son: roger that artifact

Roger that artifact by zoomernumberone December 2, 2019

Indian artifact 

A discarded liquor bottle.

"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"

Indian artifact by McCooligan July 24, 2009

hairy artifact 

A fossilized sexual organ covered in cat hair due to sleeping with a Maine coon on New Years Eve in Maine

Hey girl you wanna see my hairy artifact? It's hung in my living room.

hairy artifact by mainehoes January 1, 2014

Prehistoric Artifact

A formal way to describe 46th U.S. President, Joe Biden.

Shut the fuck up Joe, you are a fucking prehistoric artifact.

Prehistoric Artifact by donald trump, obama, and biden April 12, 2023