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accidentally gay

That moment during masturbation to porn when,during ejaculation, the scene switches to the a shot of the male performer's face or body. For a straight male, this is a highly uncomfortable moment, because he is essentially having a man bring him pleasure, something he neither desired nor expected. See also "disasturbation".
I haven't had sex with a man, but I've been accidentally gay more times than I'd care to admit.
accidentally gay by turbulent April 13, 2015
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accidentally in love

One of greatest songs of all time known famous by Counting Crows, guaranteed to put you in in a good mood, no matter what condition your in :).
Dude, Accidentally In Love, that's my shit right there!
accidentally in love by awe7197 October 26, 2013

Accidentally On-Purpose 

A spur-of-the-moment decision to do something that you should not be doing, which you then deny when someone finds out about it by saying it was completely on accident.
Girl 1: Did you steal my favorite shirt? I found it in your room
Girl 2: Oh! Uhh, I must have, um, packed it in my bag by mistake when I was leaving your house! It was on accident!
Girl 2: Yeah, right, accidentally on-purpose!

Accidentally Stalking 

The act of learning information about a person because of thing posted on a third web-page or face-book wall. This is usually followed by the mentioned information being referenced later, and the person not realizing that what they said was viewable by non-friends. Thus leading to the incorrect assumption that that they were being stalked.
Jill Posts-I need a vacation.- Viewable to Steve's News-feed.
Jane comments. You should totally come with my on mine. I'm going to Costa Rica!-Also viewable by Steve

LATER
In an unrelated post later Steve asks about Costa Rica Trip
Jill-That trip was a secret! How did you know!
Jane- How did you know about my trip?! STALKER!

Steve-WTF? It was on my Feed! It was Accidentally Stalking at worst!

accidentally 93mb 

hey /b/ I need your help

I accidentally 93MB of .rar files

what should I do...is this dangerous ?
accidentally 93mb by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009

accidentally myself 

A very versatile and changeable phrase, usually meaning something like "I accidentally hurt myself".
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.
"Holy shit, where'd you get that gash?"
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."

"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."

"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."

accidentally on purpose

The act of "accidentally" discovering something that was in fact, planned by you ahead of time in order to help you acheive your master plan that you were working for all along.
It was "accidentally on purpose" that DJ found another six pack of beer, just what she needed to seduce the unknowing country boy.