chew an apple through a letterbox 

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

chew an apple through a letterbox by quotinglammy February 20, 2009

Apple On A Stick 

An amazing game

Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,

She can wobble,

She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.

Apple On A Stick by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020

Apple pie a la mode

On the telephone, talking to someone. Began in the south east. It's underground, people.

Whatcha doin?

Apple pie a la mode!!

What is a telephone?

Apple pie a la mode by Meegano August 19, 2004

apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

apple pie a la mope by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Apple On a Stick 

Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246

Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine

Boys, Girls having fun

Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits

Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen

1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10

No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)

Lets Play Apple on a stick

Apple On a Stick by Urmiddlechild June 15, 2022

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! 

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE! by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

a babies arm holding an apple 

An extremely large penis.

Wow, that dude Larry, has a humongous dick! It looks like {a babies arm holding an apple!]

A snippet of a lyric from the song by the 'Tubes.'

"What do you want from life?"

"A babies arm holding an apple."

a babies arm holding an apple by Narvel J. Stimpson December 29, 2015