phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.

Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious

phone zombie by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

zombieking 

Proof that hordes of mindless zombies in need of brains really do exist.

The zombie populations true numbers were exposed when they all came out of hiding to support the zombieking.

zombieking by jpg3 November 3, 2011

Zombied 

When someone you dated, had a one night stand with, or was a fwb that ghosted you and comes back later.

Becky, I just got zombied by that guy I banged from Baja Sharkeez a year ago!

Zombied by Ondanan March 18, 2018

Smartphone-Zombie 

A person that is constantly focused on his or her smartphone, ignoring the environment and especially other people.

Dude 1: Hey you see that girl over there? She looks good right?
Dude 2: Sure, but I´d stay away from her man, she´s one of those smartphone-zombies.

Smartphone-Zombie by Not a smartphone-zombie July 30, 2012

CoD: Zombies 

The reason to get Call Of Duty.

nah, too busy playing CoD: Zombies.

CoD: Zombies by gen1521 March 9, 2011

Zombie Crush 

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.

I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.

Zombie Crush by Phuqit July 3, 2010

Consumer-zombie 

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend

Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."

Consumer-zombie by Schwarnold January 20, 2010